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…Cats really are wicked, people, and one day you’ll accept it and realize that they are attempting to destroy humanity. Burning down your house is just one of their tools. …Cats continue to undermine society, rob it of resources, and destroy human life.

…cats are terrorists.

…Cats are evil. They embody evil. They stink of evil. The best cat is a dead cat. Why would I say such things (other than to annoy cat lovers and pet chaplains, which, bluntly put, is reason enough)? Because now there’s evidence that cat’s attend the death of the elderly, not to comfort them (what rubbish!) but to suck the last breath out of…

…Cats really are wicked, people, and one day you’ll accept it and realize that they are attempting to destroy humanity. Burning down your house is just one of their tools. …Cats continue to undermine society, rob it of resources, and destroy human life.

…cats are terrorists.

…Cats are evil. They embody evil. They stink of evil. The best cat is a dead cat. Why would I say such things (other than to annoy cat lovers and pet chaplains, which, bluntly put, is reason enough)? Because now there’s evidence that cat’s attend the death of the elderly, not to comfort them (what rubbish!) but to suck the last breath out of…

• Pick up the nearest book of 123 pages or more (no cheating!)
• Find page 123
• Find the first five sentences
• Post the next three sentences
• Tag five people

Normally I don’t do these kind of things, but I must love my brothers (you to Claude!), have some more patience with them and there is also some humor in it. Because the nearest one is a Dutch dictionary: van Dale, Groot Woordenboek der Nederlandse Taal, part 2 (10th. edition, 1976) and it starts with page 1577

The second nearest, only a few centimeters farther away, is the Geïllustreerde Flora Van Nederland, from E. Heijmans, H.W. Heinsius & Jac. P. Thijsse (22st edition, 1983) with the following text:

113 a. Lange hangende uitlopers, waaraan zich jonge plantjes vormen (114)
113 b. Niet zulke uitlopers. (115)
114 a. Bladen zeer lang en smal, vaak geelgerand. Leliefamilie, Chlorophytum

Translation:

113 a. Long hanging roots, to which young loots are forming (go to 114)
113 b. Not such roots. (go to 115)
114 a. Leaves very long and small, mostly with yellow edges. Leliefamilie, Chlorophytum

So I know now we are talking about the following plant, which is also horrible:

The last thing I had to do, is testing my biblioblog friends if they are also so nice like me. So lets listen to The Rambambashi Speaks (Jona), looking to my artistic nephew Abraham, Hardy from Daily Hebrew (he is to silence the last months), Jim West (a test if he is still reading my blog and willing to do things twice) and Ruud Vermeij from Equamusic (maybe he has some feministic thoughts about this memes).